I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.
I cannot deal with my fucking roommate right now. Thank god we don’t share a room in the apartment, because I’m seriously just so fucking done.
She has no personality whatsoever, is completely apathetic to everything, does that nervous awkward laugh everytime people say something… Like literally- you will try to have a conversation with her and she will PARROT BACK EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID even if it contradicts with something you said just a second ago.
She doesn’t fucking think for herself, she’s got no passion at all, she’s annoying as fuck- like, she doesn’t understand that when I shut my door it means I don’t want to be bothered. She doesn’t seem to get that I don’t fucking like her- like- at all. and I’m not subtle.
She fucking leaves dishes EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE and literally does not clean up after herself in the kitchen EVER. She cooks raw meat and doesn’t clean up for fuck’s sake! and I saw her washing her measuring spoons by DUNKING THEM IN A POT OF WATER THAT HAD YET TO BE WASHED AND THEN DRYING THEM OFF.
She keeps a shit ton of alcohol in our fridge, and in the cupboards, and I hate hate HATE that- because when I asked her about it, she just did her awkward laugh and said that she had it because she keeps intending to have people over for dinner, but just never feels like it. THEN GET THE ALCOHOL OUT OF OUR KITCHEN, BITCH. I hate people who have no personality unless they’re drunk- and that’s her, apparently.
Like- there is nothing in her eyes. you look at her and it’s just blank. she doesn’t fucking know how to think for herself and I cannot deal with that shit. (She also thinks homophobic comments are funny, because other people think they’re funny, and I almost hit her the other day because of it, but that’s a whole other can of worms.)
AND SHE JUST SET THE SMOKE ALARM OFF THREE FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T CLEAN UP THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN AND DOESN’T HAVE THE SENSE TO REALIZE THAT THE SMOKE ALARM IS GOING OFF BECAUSE THE SHIT SHE’S SPILLED UNDER THE BURNERS IS ON FIRE.
AND SHE’S JUST AWKWARD LAUGHING AND GOING ‘OH, HAHA THE SMOKE ALARM IS GOING OFF, YEP, HAHA, I GUESS IT IS, HAHA’ LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL EVERY SINGLE TIME AND I WANT TO JUST SMACK HER SO BADLY AND THEN THROW HER OUT A WINDOW LIKE GODDAMN. I HAVE FUCKING WORK TO DO BEFORE TOMORROW, BITCH. JUST REALIZE THAT NOBODY LIKES YOU AND STOP FUCKING TRYING TO GET ME TO LIKE YOU WITH DISGUSTING COMMENTS AND YOUR ANNOYING HERD/SHEEP MENTALITY.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
(My other roommate is quite a lovely person though. So there’s that at least.)